What irks me about Halloween?
People who use it as an excuse to go out and get drunk (and dress slutty).
If you drink, be responsible. Because you are human and you are someone's child, be responsible.
Don't drink and drive! Watch out for trick or treaters. Some of you can't even handle doing anything while you drive. It's best to keep both hands on the wheel. Don't text and drive, don't talk on the phone and drive, don't look for something on the other side of the car while you drive. Don't read a book and drive, don't put on your makeup and drive. Don't breastfeed and drive! Seriously, I've seen this! Put your dog in the backseat not on your lap or leave the dog at home.
Rant over, Beeker out.
This is what happens when you drink and drive. I was putting up some lights on the house and this MORON came up into my yard and knocked me off my ladder. He even managed to take out a trick or treater with him. You're damn right I'm gonna sue!*
*just kidding, no one was hurt, just a Halloween prank